Let’s get the elevator pitch out of the way, because it’s ridiculous in the best and worst ways: a neurotic dad sneaks his 13-year-old into Rolling Loud Miami, loses him within minutes, and spends one long night tearing through the crowd to get him back. Owen Wilson is the dad. Matt Rife is the walking…
I did not have “Owen Wilson gets trapped inside a Travis Scott crowd surge” on my 2026 bingo card. Nobody did. And yet here we are, three days out from Rolling Loud: The Movie, and my group chats are split into two camps: people who cannot wait, and people who keep saying “this is going…
I’ve watched enough movies to know when a premise sounds like a bad joke and when it sounds like a good bad joke. Rolling Loud: The Movie is the second kind. An uptight dad takes his 13-year-old to the biggest hip-hop festival on the planet, loses him during a Travis Scott set, and has to…